I never thought that as an adult I would be one of those "grown-ups" waxing nostalgic for the good old days. But here I am, at Halloween time wondering...what the heck happened??? Halloween is no longer a children's holiday for fun and pranks, candy and apples, and games and parties. Oh, yes it's still about the parties,just not for the kids anymore.
First, allow me to indulge in my own personal nostalgia for a moment. As one of seven children, Halloween was a fun time for sibling bonding and revelry. We got home from school and immediately dashed upstairs to don our best costumes. These usually consisted of the standards.. hobo, scarecrow, witch. I guess nowadays, a hobo would be considered rather politically incorrect, but back then, it was just plain fun. Usually we would wear one of Dad's shirts, some ripped jeans, and dare I say, one of my brothers would carry an empty beer bottle as a prop. The final touch was when dad singed the end of a piece of cork and (when it cooled) rubbed black on our faces to give us that classic hobo unshaven look. It was all in good fun.. and of course we were more concerned with filling our pillowcases with as much candy as we could collect before dinner, than with political correctness, anyway. Most years, Mom would make a big pot of spaghetti and meatballs and we would return home at the appointed time and wolf down a bowl of spaghetti, empty our sacks of loot, and try and squeeze in another hour or so of trick-or-treating. Pity the poor child whose killjoy of a teacher assigned homework on this most sacred of nights in a kid's world! Around seven o'clock, all the neighborhood would gather at our house for the Halloween party. This usually consisted of swapping candy, counting the loose change at the bottom of our pillowcases, bobbing for apples, and possibly a ghost story, told in our basement, where we made some attempt at turning it into a haunted house.. Somewhere around eightish, the boys would disappear with eggs and shaving cream, only to return an hour later doused with the stuff! My mom would always act all annoyed, but I think secretly, she loved to see them having such a blast. Mind you, this was not vandalism.. it was boys being boys and the mess mainly stayed on the pavement and on them! The good old days!
Now, back to the present. I used to enjoy Halloween with my children. We never went "over-the-top" with it all; I tried to keep the tradition similar to what I grew up with back in the day... good, clean fun. Over the past several years this day has taken on a disturbing trend which, for me is really sapping the fun out of it. A few cases in point:
1. Kids don't really go trick -or- treating anymore. It's not safe, so they say. Schools, libraries and villages have coralled the kiddies into safe Halloween parties, and those of us who accompany our children door-to-door are made to feel like negligent parents! I will still accompany my children around the neighborhood this year.. dressed in their costumes, begging for candy. We won't be the only ones, but the numbers of cute little witches and goblins dwindles every year. I'm all for a safe Halloween, but I think with common sense, I am perfectly capable of providing that on my own, thank you.
2. The costumes (here comes the rant)... It is time for adults to "grow up"! Why have they taken this day away from the children? I recently got a circular in the paper for a party store with all their Halloween items. Literally the first four (out of five) pages were adult costumes. By adult, I am talking about women in costumes that... well to put it as nicely as I can... seem to cater more to male fantasy, than to anything remotely spooky, or traditionally Halloween-y! FInally on the last page were the children's costumes; and I use the word children lightly. Many of these were smaller versions of what appeared on the first four pages of the circular! One store actually carried a size 4T French maid's costume. I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't actually seen it! 4T!!!! What the heck???? Many of the tween size costumes come complete with fishnet stockings. What?? Which parents are buying these costumes for their daughters? I would rather parade my daughter around the neighborhood, dressed as a fairy or a witch and carefully check her candy with her, than drop her off at a "safe" Halloween party dressed like something straight off the pages of Maxim magazine!!!
3. FInally... more "costumes". There are a plethora of ways to accessorize your costume. How about some stiletto heels to go with those fishnet stockings for your 10-year-old? But truly, one of the most offensive accessories was found amid the latex pieces you could attach to yourself... a witch's nose and chin, vampire bitemarks on your neck. These were very realistic, and even professional looking. What jumped out at me was the latex slashed wrist stick-ons. I missed the part where suicidal people became something to "dress up" as. Who would find this appropriate? A video tutorial was playing showing how easily one could apply some of these latex pieces (thankfully, not the slashed wrists!). They even showed a child of about the age of ten or so, with latex gashes all over her face! YUK! This is not Halloween.. I don't know what it is... but it is just wrong!
I could go on... I haven't even touched on the demonic aspect of many of the costumes. Dressing your child up as some creature that would frighten the daylights out of Satan himself... not for me. What about the haunted houses which are popping up all over the place. You pay to be chased around by someone with a chainsaw. The best haunted houses are the ones where you pay, but are so "scary" many people are too frightened to complete the tour. Not at all like the haunted house we sometimes turned our basement into on Halloween night... Once again, catering to the adults, not the children.
Well, my rant is almost over. I think I need to learn how to sew before next Halloween so I can get working on that scarecrow costume! Tune in sometime during Advent for my Christmas rant... I am going to start on my first draft of that right after the last piece of Halloween candy is eaten!
In the meantime... try and have a happy, safe , and FUN Halloween!